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Any Black female who lives in Oakland

deerxdance:

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!

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Tags: important!

mumfoundmy:

telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

THIS IS WHY I HATE LIVING HERE

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sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

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amandaonwriting:

Library Cake made by Kathy Knaus
ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

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mischiefinthesnow:

If anyone from Tumblr were in a horror movie. 

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG SO YOUR SWEDISH FOLLOWERS CAN SEE THIS

sextective:

If you or anybody you know live in HALMSTAD or FALUN, please read this and PLEASE share it to your friends because I am very desperate.

I’ve never asked much of my 31,000 followers, but can you PLEASE do this for me right now? It would mean the world to me if you could help me. You just have to share this, nothing else.

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Please?

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